God damn, I rule.

I hate valentines day. It just, takes it out of you. the wind feels colder. the cold feels colder. peoples hearts feel colder. on that note, i hate winter in general. i feel uninspired and just all out blah. as they say, spring is just around the corner and i'll come off of my hiatus a new man. that sounds like a good idea. but then again, God was a good idea on paper. though i am excited things may be gioing my way now, who knows. only time will tell, and i hear he's a mute.


i actually feel alot better i think i'll do this more often.

hello. my name is zach and sometimes i "unintentionally" confuse people because i am indecisive and can't make up my mind...which is filled with thoughts of lesbian porn, depressing anti-girl thoughts, showering with my lax guys, and how sexy my chem teacher, mr. schmidt is. i mean OMG the way hispot belly hangs over his pants, which hes worn for the past three weeks and the way his toes hang over his shoes which hes worn ever since school started...OOOO man...yummy. but yea, jaime is my best friend, and so is brandee, and aileen and definatly brian. chemistry (pronounced cH-E-mistree) is a very special learning time for me. we never do labs, and we have tests like every week on materials we dont learn. heres a list of things to remember:

*when playing Monkey's in the Barrel, always use the broken monkey first.
*when playing cheap mcdonalds games, just remember to keep shooting, you will beat the mutha effing game eventually (jaime did, she got it in 3 tries!)
*never ever not buy a gift for someone, even if you do think they are gay, it doesnt work out in the end.
*boys are stupid, throw rocks at them
*there is only one thing on a boy's mind...porn, unless your zach and then its all the listed above.
**jaime is my best friend, and she will be yours too if you buy her a rad christmas gift

by the way, check out my awesome pics...the following are jaimes favorite:

*danger will robinson
*wilted
*death
*surreal
*auroa boreialis
*mundo rojo
*the fireworks pictures with the circles is pretty cool too

comment them bitches!
by the way, this entry was made with the assisstance of jaime cox, most of its done by her tho, shes so rad. hehe

im not sure what it is......why i havent been taking pictures and posting what i have. i guess im just depressed. who knows. well i assume i do deep down inside, but who wants to loook there? i dont. i guess it's just a combonation of things, like my poor self image and how bad i think my art is. sorry to bitch i just felt bad and thought that my journal would be a good place to let it out.